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“Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story” is FREE for Kindle through 9/17

My long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story is FREE for Kindle through Monday the 17th.

Prefer the audiobook? It’s now available on Amazon at the discounted price of only $2.77!

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“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

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“Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story” is FREE for Kindle through 7/30

My long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story is FREE for Kindle through Monday the 30th.

Prefer the audiobook? It’s now available on Amazon at the discounted price of only $2.77!

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“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

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Last Chance to Get “Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story” FREE for Kindle

Tomorrow is the last day to download my long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story FREE for Kindle!

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“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

weekend-away

Last Day to Get “Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story” FREE for Kindle

Today is the last day to download my long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story FREE for Kindle!

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“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

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Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story FREE from 12/27-12/31

My long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story, is FREE for Kindle from 12/27 through 12/31. Download it on Amazon today!

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“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

weekend-away

Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story

I am pleased to announce the publication of my long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story, now available in eBook exclusively on Amazon for only $0.99, or free with Kindle Unlimited.

“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

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El culo Hannelack, o cómo aprendí a dejar de preocuparme y amar mi trasero

I am thrilled to announce the publication of the Spanish language translation of my humorous erotic short story The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump. Translated by Helen Rodriguez Gonzalez.

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Un fin de semana, unos pocos meses después del glorioso despertar de mi trasero, John y yo fuimos en un viaje por carretera. Me incliné a ambos lados y levanté mi falda hasta mis caderas para que pudiera descansar su mano en mi culo mientras conducía. El sol entraba a través del techo corredizo abierto y mi trasero se sentía cálido a pesar de su casi desnudez. ¡Cómo disfrutaba de esa sensación ahora!

De repente, el claxon de un tráiler sonó.

“¡Oye!”, oí a un hombre gritar. “¡Eh, gran carga!”

Hace un año, me habría mortificado. Ya no.

Voltee a mirar. Un semirremolque viajaba junto a nosotros. El copiloto me miraba el culo desnudo. El conductor se inclinaba, tratando de alcanzar a ver.

“¿Les gusta lo que ven, chicos?”, grité, moví mi cuerpo en el asiento para que mis nalgas se sacudieran.

“¡OOOOH-EEEEH! ¡Agita ese culo, mami! ”

En ese momento, algo se apoderó de mí. Era como si la bestia que por tanto tiempo había sido enjaulada en mi trasero, finalmente, se había liberado. Quería salir. Completamente.

Desabroché el cinturón de seguridad y salté a mi asiento. Me deslicé con esfuerzo a través del techo abierto, todo y culo. Me bajé la ropa interior, levanté mi falda, y me mostré al mundo. Hasta la última pulgada que se sacudía en mí.

“¡Miren mi culo!”, grité, golpeándolo duro con la palma. “¡Miren mi culo!”

Rebotaba, saltando arriba y abajo en el mismo lugar, y mi culo, tan inmenso como era, también rebotaba; su gordura aterrizaba en el techo caliente del auto para luego regresar hasta la cintura con alegre ritmo, mientras lo señalaba y reía.

“¡Miren mi culo!”

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La vida de una joven mujer cambia para siempre cuando descubre lo que todos a su alrededor han sabido desde el principio: que un famoso rasgo familiar ha vuelto a aparecer en un lugar muy lamentable –su propio trasero. Sigue su camino desde la vergüenza, a la aceptación, hasta la desenfrenada alegría, a medida que aprende a apreciar las maravillas de ir por la vida con el culo Hannelack.

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