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Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

In Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged, we learned the story of Sam and Kathy and Ted, three good friends who become even better lovers. Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book in The Other Three of Us.

The Kindle box set featuring both Parts 1 & 2 of this follow-up sequel is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, September 17th!

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The Hannelack Fanny, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump is FREE through 7/16!

My funny, sexy short story The Hannelack Fanny, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, July 16th.

Prefer the audiobook? This story is also enabled for Whispersync, which can be added to the FREE Kindle book for only $1.99 via Audible and Amazon.

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A young woman’s life is changed forever when she discovers what everyone around her has known all along: that a renowned family characteristic has re-emerged in a most unfortunate location – her own backside. Follow her journey from embarrassment to acceptance to unbridled joy as she learns to appreciate the wonders of going through life with the Hannelack fanny.

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Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

In Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged, we learned the story of Sam and Kathy and Ted, three good friends who become even better lovers. Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

The Other Three of Us, Part II is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, June 25th. Want to acquire both books at a low pre-order price? The Kindle box set featuring both Parts 1 & 2 of this follow-up sequel is now available on Amazon for just $2.99.

Other Three of Us Box Set Front 2 Merged

 

Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

In Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged, we learned the story of Sam and Kathy and Ted, three good friends who become even better lovers. Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

The Other Three of Us, Part I is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, June 18th. Want to acquire both books at a low pre-order price? The Kindle box set featuring both Parts 1 & 2 of this follow-up sequel is now available on Amazon for just $2.99.

Other Three of Us Box Set Front 2 Merged

 

Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy is FREE through 6/11!

My funny, sexy romance Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, June 11th.

Prefer the audiobook? My novel is also enabled for Whispersync, which can be added to the FREE Kindle book for only $7.49 via Audible and Amazon.

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Three close friends get too close for comfort in Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged.

Meet Kathy, a thirty-seven-year-old drifter who’s constantly on the move: to new towns, new jobs, and new relationships. Imagine her surprise when she’s befriended by lifelong friends Sam and Ted, attractive young men who, though ten years her junior, are far more settled than she thinks she’ll ever be. Cheer them on as their three-way friendship succumbs to passion, then passion to romance, and romance to… well, surely it couldn’t be love. Could it?

With plenty of heat, dialogue that will make you laugh out loud, and a plot to tickle your most sentimental of spots, Just the Three of Us is a funny and unusual friends-to-lovers romance that promises an entertaining read for fans of romance looking for a unique take on love and sexuality.

Just the Three of Us Audiobook

Last Day to Get Just the Three of Us for $0.99

Today is the last day to get my funny sexy romance Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged for just $0.99 for Kindle. As always, the book is FREE with Kindle Unlimited and is also available in audiobook on both Amazon and ITunes.

 

Just the Three of Us – Only $0.99 from 12/28 to 1/3

 

My funny sexy romance Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged will be on sale for only $0.99 from Wednesday, December 28th through Tuesday, January 3rd. Mark your calendars!

As always, the book is FREE with Kindle Unlimited and is also available in audiobook on both Amazon and ITunes.

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Three close friends get too close for comfort in Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged.

Meet Kathy, a thirty-seven-year-old drifter who’s constantly on the move: to new towns, new jobs, and new relationships. Imagine her surprise when she’s befriended by lifelong friends Sam and Ted, attractive young men who, though ten years her junior, are far more settled than she thinks she’ll ever be. Cheer them on as their three-way friendship succumbs to passion, then passion to romance, and romance to… well, surely it couldn’t be love. Could it?

With plenty of heat, dialogue that will make you laugh out loud, and a plot to tickle your most sentimental of spots, Just the Three of Us is a funny and unusual friends-to-lovers romance that promises an entertaining read for fans of romance looking for a unique take on love and sexuality.

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Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story

I am pleased to announce the publication of my long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story, now available in eBook exclusively on Amazon for only $0.99, or free with Kindle Unlimited.

“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

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Press Release: The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump is now available in audiobook!

Author Lori Schafer’s funny, sexy short story The Hannelack Fanny, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump is now available in audiobook.

“I was so impressed by the audition submitted by Karin Allers that I didn’t even bother listening to any more – she caught the tone of the story perfectly,” says Schafer.

The Hannelack Fanny is the first of Schafer’s books to be produced in audiobook format. Schafer connected with Ms. Allers through ACX, an Amazon platform for facilitating production and distribution of audiobooks for the growing audiobook market. The story is now available on Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B013UTL2EK/ and on Itunes at https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/hannelack-fanny-or-how-i-learned/id1030978213.

Audiobooks of Ms. Schafer’s other erotic works are expected to be available before the end of the year.

Hannelack Fanny Audiobook

SALE! My Erotic Romantic Comedy Just the Three of Us is Just $0.99 through June 11th!

The eBook version of my funny, sexy romance Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged is on sale for just $0.99 through Thursday, June 11th (borrow FREE with Kindle Unlimited). I’ve been incredibly pleased by how the book has been received by readers so far – some of the reviews have been quite entertaining, too!

Five Stars   Not What I Expected… So Much Better

I wasn’t sure how much humor a book about a triad couple could elicit, but this one made me laugh out loud. From the start of the book when Kathy feel like a dirty old woman to the end where she finds her place in their world. There are laughs, tears and a few things that make you reference porn for logistics. All in all a well written book.

Five Stars   Hot, Sexy, and Well-Written

Love comes in many forms, and although this books interpretation of a loving relationship may not fit many people’s idea of a healthy family unit, the author just somehow makes it work for the two men and woman in this book. The writing is clear and concise and the growing attraction between the characters as they struggle to find their way in this unusual relationship is honest, real and oh so sexy. There is plenty of sizzling three way sex in this book, but laid over it all is the love and care that the characters feel for one another. This book is a romance with well developed characters and lots of sexy scenes rather than porn with a throw away stab at building a plot.

NO CLIFF HANGER!! This is a stand alone book with another related book due to publish this year, and I am looking forward to reading more from this author. This book was well worth my time and I will revisit the characters in my mind, like old friends, for a long time to come.

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