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“Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story” is FREE for Kindle through 9/17

My long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story is FREE for Kindle through Monday the 17th.

Prefer the audiobook? It’s now available on Amazon at the discounted price of only $2.77!

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“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

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Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

In Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged, we learned the story of Sam and Kathy and Ted, three good friends who become even better lovers. Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book in The Other Three of Us.

The Kindle box set featuring both Parts 1 & 2 of this follow-up sequel is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, September 17th!

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“Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story” is FREE for Kindle through 7/30

My long short story Weekend Away: An Almost-Erotic, Almost-Love Story is FREE for Kindle through Monday the 30th.

Prefer the audiobook? It’s now available on Amazon at the discounted price of only $2.77!

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“And then we were standing, rising up from the water, and as the droplets cascaded down my naked body I imagined myself as a mortal and less awe-inspiring version of Aphrodite, and Jesse as Poseidon, except with, um, only one prong in his trident.”

Cindy’s friend Jesse is great – especially when he gets out of her way after the “benefits” part of their evening is over. So when he proposes a weekend excursion at a nearby lake, she’s naturally suspicious – isn’t that the kind of thing “couples” do? Now she might never be able to get the smell of him off her…

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My Life with Michael: A Novel of Sex, Beer and Middle Age is FREE through 7/23!

My Life with Michael is an erotic novel for anyone who has ever wanted to have their beer and drink it, too. Surprisingly sweet, the story follows the course of an adulterous affair between two ordinary people confronting the changes that aging brings to the experience of love and sexuality. With humor and honesty, my novel explores the pleasures and pitfalls of the adulterous relationship: the crudity of the courtship, the raw sexuality that ultimately lapses into monotony, and, inevitably, the bittersweet farewell.

FREE for Kindle through Monday, July 23rd. Download your copy today!

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The Hannelack Fanny, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump is FREE through 7/16!

My funny, sexy short story The Hannelack Fanny, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Rump is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, July 16th.

Prefer the audiobook? This story is also enabled for Whispersync, which can be added to the FREE Kindle book for only $1.99 via Audible and Amazon.

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A young woman’s life is changed forever when she discovers what everyone around her has known all along: that a renowned family characteristic has re-emerged in a most unfortunate location – her own backside. Follow her journey from embarrassment to acceptance to unbridled joy as she learns to appreciate the wonders of going through life with the Hannelack fanny.

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Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

In Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged, we learned the story of Sam and Kathy and Ted, three good friends who become even better lovers. Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

The Other Three of Us, Part II is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, June 25th. Want to acquire both books at a low pre-order price? The Kindle box set featuring both Parts 1 & 2 of this follow-up sequel is now available on Amazon for just $2.99.

Other Three of Us Box Set Front 2 Merged

 

Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

In Just the Three of Us: An Erotic Romantic Comedy for the Commitment-Challenged, we learned the story of Sam and Kathy and Ted, three good friends who become even better lovers. Now find out what happens to the author when her real-life inspirations read her book…

The Other Three of Us, Part I is FREE for Kindle on Amazon through Monday, June 18th. Want to acquire both books at a low pre-order price? The Kindle box set featuring both Parts 1 & 2 of this follow-up sequel is now available on Amazon for just $2.99.

Other Three of Us Box Set Front 2 Merged