Ever dreamed of spending a summer working in Alaska? I did…until I actually got there and saw what it was really like!
My autobiographical short story / travel memoir Heads of the Lineis FREE for Kindle through Monday, August 20th. Also includes “Funeral for Charlie”, a humorous real-life short story about a goldfish funeral gone awry.
I’m very excited to announce that I have just released the following titles in AUDIOBOOK. It’s especially exciting because I narrated these myself – and let me tell you, learning to tell a story into a microphone is no mean feat!
Heads of the Line. Ever dreamed of spending a summer working in Alaska? I did…until I actually got there and saw what it was really like! A biographical short story/travel memoir. Also includes “Funeral for Charlie”, a humorous real-life short story about a goldfish funeral gone awry.
Well, I’ve finally done it! I’ve finished editing the audiobook of On Hearing of My Mother’s Death Six Years After It Happened. I confess it was a much more laborious process than I had originally anticipated, and even now I’m not sure I’m quite going to meet ACX’s specifications. I suspect that I may have to do a bit more digital manipulation and possibly even some re-recording before they give it the go-ahead, but with only three days remaining until my book release, I’m thrilled just to move it to one of my two dozen back burners for a while.
I’ll admit that I was surprised to learn that my book cover would have to be reformatted for the audiobook. I mean, I understand why they want a square cover – presumably to mimic the look of a CD, laserdisc, or vinyl record – but in the current digital age, it doesn’t really seem as if it should matter, particularly when the cover is for browsing purposes only and no one is actually going to receive a physical product. Evidently technology moves faster than consumer preferences over what their book covers, whether audio or eBook, ought to look like. Anyway, here is the adjusted cover. As you can see, although the execution differs, the “empty chair” theme remains:
But more on the audiobook production and publishing process later. For now, here’s the five-minute sample recording I submitted along with the rest of my files. I would really appreciate any feedback you could give me on this, because I’ve just noticed something very strange – when I play it back on the desktop computer on which I did the editing, it sounds pretty clean, but on my laptop there are quite a few annoying clicks and pops, and it also seems a lot quieter. I thought you weren’t even supposed to get degradation on a transfer of a digital recording, so maybe it’s my crappy laptop speakers or my even crappier internet connection.
So what do you think? Could you listen to me read for two and a half hours? At this point, believe me – better you than me!