TO ALL THE PENISES I’VE EVER KNOWN

To All the Penises I’ve Ever Known: Erotic Shorts by Lori Schafer. Ranging in style from funny to filthy, this collection features author commentary on selected stories and my open letter to you-know-who. Now FREE for a limited time on InstaFreebie!

“Morning After”
“I glanced down at my body, dappled with the warming rays of the sun. My breasts were bare. My belly was bare. My thighs were bare. In fact, the only part of me that wasn’t bare was my right foot, which still clung to the more stubborn half of a cotton ankle sock…”
Short story. Includes author commentary on why threesomes make for the funniest erotica.

“Ballroom Dance”
“Tonight’s the night. The grand finale, if you will. The final class in ballroom dance…”
Flash fiction of the extra-dirty variety. The less said about it the better!

“To All the Penises I’ve Ever Known”
My open letter to you-know-who.
Essay. Includes author commentary.

“Missed Connection”
“He nuzzled between my open legs and without stopping to think, I pulled him eagerly forward, the blunted cloth of his khakis growing damp with my wetness as I stroked myself against him, feeling his cock so close, so unbearably close that I couldn’t believe that it wasn’t inside me, that it was still relegated to the realm of teasing anticipation…”
Flash fiction. Includes commentary on the genesis of the dirty version of this story and the confession that prompted it.

“Complete Your Assignments!”
“She was going to fail this class, she thought as she felt her cheeks tingling with excitement. But it would be worth it!”
Flash fiction. No comment!

“Lori Schafer: I Write Erotica”
“Q: What are peoples’ reactions when they find out you write erotica?
A: If they know me at all, they’re not very surprised.”
My author interview with Guy Hogan of The Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette.

For a limited time, you can download To All the Penises I’ve Ever Known: Erotic Shorts by Lori Schafer for FREE on InstaFreebie! The eBook is also available in digital formats for only $0.99 from the following retailers:

Amazon (Universal Link)

Now available in Portuguese! A todos os pénis que alguma vez conheci

A large print paperback, which also includes my short stories “Me and Fat Marge” and “The Hannelack Fanny,” is available as well.